Bad Love

When police in Vietnam started searching for Gary Glitter, 61, last week, after finding a 15 year-old girl living in his house there, we knew it was pretty much all for Mr. Rock and Roll. Well, he got picked up today at the Saigon airport when he tried to get on a plane to Bangkok. Seems even those Southeast Asian counties reputed to be heaven for child molesters still want to protect their own from nasty bloated elderly former British pop stars.

Glitter, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, is being charged with lewd acts with underage girls, specifically a 15 year-old and a 12 year-old. The punishment for child rape, which he could be charged with, is death by firing squad. Sure, there may be underage street hookers all over Vietnam, but don't get busted! The law doesn't fuck around, Paul!

Glitter had recently attracted suspicion from the Vietnamese law for an indiscretion in a club: E! Online reports, "He also reportedly was kicked out of a local nightclub for feeling up a teenage barmaid."

Do you wanna touch? Um, not really, no.