Bad Love

Oh, Lisa, Lisa. Don't you understand that the first rule of having an illicit sexual relationship with your 16-year-old neighbor is that his parents can't find out? And that parents get very, very suspicious when their 16-year-old son suddenly comes home with a $40,000 Mercedes?

Unfortunately, Long Island housewife and mother Lisa Frodella, 39, didn't think her gift through. She had allegedly been having an improper relationship with the 16-year old (who goes to school with her two teenage daughters) since January. Frodella would pose as his mother to get him out of school, and then have sex with him in her car or at the local Red Roof Inn. But the whole sordid story was exposed when the smitten Frodella presented him with a 2002 Mercedes-Benz S430.

Like many teenagers, this particular young man knows how to cover his ass. He claimed the car was in return for helping Frodella with her "import-export" business. So to speak.

Here's Lisa's mugshot.