Bad Love

If parents should be able to trust anyone with their kids, you'd think it would be THE GUY WHO RUNS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S EFFORTS TO KEEP KIDS SAFE.

But, apparently, Mark Foley couldn't be trusted. The gay/not-gay/gay congressman had too much love to give those pages, and now he's the second-most famous pederast ever.

BUT, say his lawyers, let's not forget who the real victim is here: Why, it's the much maligned, alcoholic, abused-by-his-reverend Mark Foley! Just because he's a congressman in charge of efforts to keep predators away from kids, that's no reason to think he could keep his own demons at bay! Besides, "Any suggestion that Mark Foley is a pedophile is false!"

AND, say the Republicans, let's not forget who the real bad guys are here: Why, it's those terrible child-buggering Democrats! Why, isn't there a gay Democratic congressman from Massachusetts around here somewhere? And that guy who did the same thing 33 years ago! It's THEIR fault! And Bill Clinton's!

Yep, it was all those LIBERAL DEMOCRATS who made Foley have AIM-sex with his former pages while waiting to cast his vote for the war funding.

Posted by ADM at 11:50 PM | Permalink

As an update to the Gary Glitter bad love story we reported on earlier, check out this picture of him being escorted at the Vietnamese prison where he is currently being held under charges of having sex with underage girls.

Gary? That is one midriff that should NOT be bared.

Glitter, now 61, didn't look so bad back in the day, though he clearly has never had any shame.

Police have now questioned three underage girls that claim they have had sex with Glitter, the latest being an 11 year-old.

Posted by Amy at 01:14 PM | Permalink

When police in Vietnam started searching for Gary Glitter, 61, last week, after finding a 15 year-old girl living in his house there, we knew it was pretty much all for Mr. Rock and Roll. Well, he got picked up today at the Saigon airport when he tried to get on a plane to Bangkok. Seems even those Southeast Asian counties reputed to be heaven for child molesters still want to protect their own from nasty bloated elderly former British pop stars.

Glitter, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, is being charged with lewd acts with underage girls, specifically a 15 year-old and a 12 year-old. The punishment for child rape, which he could be charged with, is death by firing squad. Sure, there may be underage street hookers all over Vietnam, but don't get busted! The law doesn't fuck around, Paul!

Glitter had recently attracted suspicion from the Vietnamese law for an indiscretion in a club: E! Online reports, "He also reportedly was kicked out of a local nightclub for feeling up a teenage barmaid."

Do you wanna touch? Um, not really, no.

Posted by Amy at 08:05 PM | Permalink