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November 07, 2006

Girl's life worth a trailer

Roy Holt, 50, lives in Georgia and was, until recently, allegedly carrying on a relationship with a teenage girl, starting when she was 14.

Here are some things that Roy did:

1) got his teenage girlfriend pregnant (she's now 16),
2) freaked out when he feared she would go to the cops, probably because he was refusing to support her and the child,
3) hired a hit man to kill her, offering to pay him with "one or more mobile homes."

It looks like the girl and the child are still alive, and that the hit man didn't go through with it for whatever reason (he was holding out for an ATV?) Anyway, Roy got busted at his sister-in-law's house in Illinois. I'm guessing this means he's a married man, on top of everything else.

June 02, 2006

Why You Should Keep a Low Profile on Your Bad Love

Bad Love mercedes

Oh, Lisa, Lisa. Don't you understand that the first rule of having an illicit sexual relationship with your 16-year-old neighbor is that his parents can't find out? And that parents get very, very suspicious when their 16-year-old son suddenly comes home with a $40,000 Mercedes?

Unfortunately, Long Island housewife and mother Lisa Frodella, 39, didn't think her gift through. She had allegedly been having an improper relationship with the 16-year old (who goes to school with her two teenage daughters) since January. Frodella would pose as his mother to get him out of school, and then have sex with him in her car or at the local Red Roof Inn. But the whole sordid story was exposed when the smitten Frodella presented him with a 2002 Mercedes-Benz S430.

Like many teenagers, this particular young man knows how to cover his ass. He claimed the car was in return for helping Frodella with her "import-export" business. So to speak.

Here's Lisa's mugshot.